Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And
next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in
front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes
the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in
the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in
red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark in lipstick! It reads,
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go get groceries to make
you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian.
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 15 year-old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused he asked his son," So, why is everything in such perfect order,
so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm
married!"
Broken Coffee Table $39.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . Priceless!!!
2006-11-16 07:01:55 · 20 answers · asked by shady20001978 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some "Good" men still "Do" exist. Thank you from all of "Us".
2006-11-16 07:05:39 · answer #1 · answered by WHY? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The lady had a perfect "Reward" from his husband and must have been very happy to have such anice husband !!! Yes the Comment was Priceless for the Family as a whole !!! Very nice one. imaginative and with absolutely new concept ! I liked it !
2006-11-16 15:24:27 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
Thanks for sharing
2006-11-16 16:02:36 · answer #3 · answered by Ouzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really thoughtful and funny at the same time, you don't find many of those. Nice job.
2006-11-16 15:15:32 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a joke straight from the gods...
Two thumbs up to you.
2006-11-16 19:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by mrspatpat79 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW did NOT expect that... that was a GREAT joke 4real 4real... i gotta copy and paste it...lol...thanx for the laugh muah!
2006-11-16 15:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by Miz AmERYKA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awesome! I never heard that one before! Hahaha! That was good.
2006-11-16 15:05:37 · answer #7 · answered by Hydimyangel 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Love it.
2006-11-16 15:51:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!!! I have to tell my husband this one. You are to good!!!!LOL
2006-11-16 15:17:57 · answer #9 · answered by MAS 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmaoo that was an AWESOME one...absolutely loved it
=]
2006-11-16 15:11:34 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋