A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will
have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bull****tin' me!"
The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
2006-11-16 06:59:46 · 14 answers · asked by shady20001978 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha, good one!
2006-11-16 07:14:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your dad receives my help yet not your mom. in this society no human being must be illiterate. There are opportunities for her to coach herself fairly than sitting round feeding off of individuals that are operating. i'm contained in the authentic 5% of income earners in this us of a and each and each and every three hundred and sixty 5 days i'm writing out six make sure checks to the IRS because I have the will potential and self reliance to operate my personal employer. give up being a sufferer. Welfare isn't honest for those those who artwork. confident, people do fall on problematical cases, I received't deny that, in truth I have had my struggles. those variety of questions extremely complication me. question me how i think about having to grant away almost 0.5 of my income to help "those who can't help themselves". It extremely offends me (reported with sarcasim).
2016-11-29 05:01:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats He He He HIlarious
2006-11-16 07:19:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good!
2006-11-16 07:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by kathy p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. that was funny!
2006-11-16 07:47:37 · answer #5 · answered by nixi1908 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that it's funny
2006-11-16 07:02:31 · answer #6 · answered by lalalalalalalalala23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, very funny!
2006-11-16 07:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by yolkyolk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sh1te
2006-11-16 13:50:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, so very, very true... and sad. LOL
2006-11-16 07:12:35 · answer #9 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cool
2006-11-16 07:02:39 · answer #10 · answered by black_butterfly69 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋