My wife says it hurts her as much as them, and i shouldn't take my work home. What's the world coming too?
2006-11-16 06:44:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nutsonmonday, no worries there, she just won't divorce me.
2006-11-16 07:15:04 · update #1
Try using a topical lidocaine creme, might just shut her moooing on about it. Geez at least you come home! What more does she want?
2006-11-16 11:08:52 · answer #1 · answered by aka.rene 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh Man ! Some thing has to be done immididately, as your wife has grossly misynderstood your profession ! If she is getting hurted by your activity and she is insisting that you shouldn't take the work home, means that .......she is thinking some thing grossly about you ! Be gentle with her while at work with her at home !!! Ha Ha Ha ...Clever man with good sense of Humour!!
2006-11-16 06:52:17 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If your wife looks like a cow there's no need to brand her, no one else will want her.
2006-11-16 06:58:08 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My wife is so stupid, She going on a holiday tomorrow with her friend from work.
I just looked in her suitcase and found a new pack of condoms,
Stupid cow, I'm not even going with her!
2006-11-16 07:13:05 · answer #4 · answered by jabelite 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you're a bit of a beefcake i'd watch out incase she gets in one of her mooods. She may relish the thought of sandwiching you between some buns.
2006-11-17 00:42:27 · answer #5 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry animals don't have feeling, i mean if they do all those experiments done on them will be consider as cruel and evil.* I m being sarcastic.* But I'm not joking.
2006-11-16 06:50:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is it double ZZ, I've got single Z, so my next wife will become triple Z, that will make her mine, and will not mix her up with yours, especially at home on the range
2006-11-16 06:54:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I feel da same as ur wife becuz uma vegetarian and dats just cruel
2006-11-16 06:49:34 · answer #8 · answered by black_butterfly69 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, you've chosen a vocation that lets you make your mark on the world.
You humor has left an impression on us all
2006-11-16 06:53:56 · answer #9 · answered by George Curious 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do you cheat on her with the cows ? That might be the issue
2006-11-16 06:48:33 · answer #10 · answered by Jazz 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋