what do you have when you got two little green balls in your hands?
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2006-11-16 06:36:26 · 8 answers · asked by Dakotah D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u got my attention
ouch!!! miss piggy
2006-11-16 06:40:39 · answer #1 · answered by davey 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok now i will tell you 2 jokes
Once there was a priest who has a rooster which hee love very much,one day he lost the rooster.
he go to hall of church and said"who has ****-"
All males stood up!
He said "no ,no,no, I mean who has seen ****-"
All females stood up!
He said "no no I mean who has seen my ****-!!"
All nuns stood up
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Once a senior nun started a speech in hall of church and said
"i have seen a man going from our hostel wash room"
99 nuns said:oooooh
1 said:HeeeeeHeeeHeeee
senior nun started"i also know there was a sex bieng there"
99 nuns said:oooooh
1 said:HeeeeeHeeeHeeee
Nun continewed:"I also found a condom there"
99 nuns said:oooooh
1 said:HeeeeeHeeeHeeee
"she again started"The condom was broken"
99 nuns said:HeeeeHeeeHeeee
1 said:ooooooooh
2006-11-16 14:55:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, I've never heard that one before. Good show.
2006-11-16 14:56:32 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha...and rhia..u get 2poins u dipsh!t for answering a question
2006-11-16 14:40:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
its so funny init
2006-11-16 14:39:45 · answer #5 · answered by hornyheluk 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He he
2006-11-16 14:40:58 · answer #6 · answered by Prince of Persia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good. funny.
2006-11-16 14:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by Lenneth's true challenge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...good one
2006-11-16 14:37:32 · answer #8 · answered by Dianna 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋