A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.
However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day.
So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked, "Oh God, I honour you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?"
And a great voice was heard from above, "Because he doesn't bother me all the time!"
2006-11-16 06:33:43 · 13 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That hit the spot partner ;)
2006-11-16 06:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Atheists delight themselves on their intelligence and good judgment. An smart, logical individual can't be sure that something is misguided except he has study it for himself, so it stands to reason that maximum atheists might actual have study the Bible. this is in assessment to maximum Christians, who in simple terms settle for what they're instructed on the subject of the Bible without checking it out for themselves. the customary atheist is extra conscious of the Bible than the customary Christian. this is to no longer say that atheists are the terrific source of techniques on the Bible. they do no longer dedicate their lives to analyzing it like some non secular pupils. and of direction their interpretation is colored via their loss of perception (as a Christian's interpretation could be colored via his presence of perception). yet right here on Y!A, once you throw out all of the solutions mocking different individuals' perception or lack thereof, the atheists seem to have the ease as much as now as expertise of the Bible is going.
2016-10-22 05:10:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's why some people call Christians 'God botherers'!
2006-11-16 08:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
And a voice says I don't like you "Creep"
2006-11-16 07:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by ste53 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aaaaww..poor thing!
2006-11-16 06:37:45 · answer #5 · answered by Coyote 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2006-11-16 06:36:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i find this 'joke' in very poor taste
2006-11-16 06:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
very nice
2006-11-16 06:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by Manisha 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oooooo...that's harsh, I LOVE IT!!!
2006-11-16 06:55:24 · answer #9 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
*sigh* another joke which im too knowledgable to enjoy.
2006-11-16 06:39:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋