I dont have any money to buy "detox" shyt.. so, please don't tell me to buy detox pills.. nor do i want to cheat and get someone elses piss..
I heard drinking cranberry juice, and eating a lot of strawberrys work.. is that tru?
Im taking a home kit pee test.
Please help!.. im taking it on tuesday, and i need info!! and plzz dont tell me to "stop smoking".. its my choice, my preference, and i am a part of a normal function society. so please, just give me information on passing the test, dont critisize me, and tell drug stories about your loved ones..
thank u all for any posts!
2006-11-16 06:28:55 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Medicine
Hey dude screw these other people for judging you and what you choose to do. I dont smoke but i dont care that you do either it not my place. However i used to smoke. And here is what i did i bought niacine pills (they are cheep like $3 a bottle of 100 or so take about 8 a day untill the test (they are gonna make you ich and feel hot but if you wanna pass you gotta do it) next drink a lot of water i mean a lot flush out your system and the day of your test really pound the wather then like minutes before the test go pee(make sure you keep pushing water the whole time i am talking gallons) so you just peed right before the test now you should have to pee again in like 15 min do it right away before there is time for the fat cells to soak in the pee. Basicall what you are doing is just letting the water go right through you so fast it dosent have time to absorb in your urine. Let me know how that works. It worked for me. also do alot of sweating. Sweat as much as possible before the test like sleep with a garbage bag wraped around you get whatever you can out of your body
2006-11-16 07:43:04 · answer #1 · answered by LT. DAN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm.....as usual lots of moralizing on Marijuana from people who most likely consume alcohol a few times a week. Hypocrites.
Anyway, I've passed a test within a week of cessation, an actual lab test too. Just drink a lot of water, tea etc....and take it easy. It may work, and it may not, but the real solution to your problem is to get yourself out of situations where someone can force you to take a drug test.
2006-11-16 07:08:11 · answer #2 · answered by John S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are plenty of detectable chemicals in detox kits that can make you fail a drug test as well... try switching from water - cranberry juice - tea... make sure you drink A LOT! and I've heard of someone doing this but I never have... they put 2 tablespoons of bleach in a gallon of water and chugged it... you can try that if you want, but I would just suggest drinking the water, juice, and tea... make sure you exercise a good amount and p!ss a lot, the faster it runs through you, the better it is... I passed a drug test in 6 days doing that
2016-03-28 22:39:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't want to cheat, you might just be screwed. Why not just get someone elses pee? Besides that, drinking as much water as you can could help, but you still are at a great risk of failing. Who is drug testing? Parents?
2006-11-16 06:41:59 · answer #4 · answered by allknowing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude! Keep up d high life!
Due respect from a fellow stoner. Altho I can giv u no advice, I'll tell u this--dont take **** from these know-it-alls. Ive been doin the stuff for the past 4 years now, and never once have i regretted it nor had the "cravings" for heroin and all that other crap. apparently this test is impt for you, and its tru the weed stays in ur system for a couple of weeks at least. all i can say is grin and bear it. for mary jane's sake, at least!
Peace out!
2006-11-16 06:38:55 · answer #5 · answered by Freakonaleash 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm going to say it STOP SMOKING DOPE!
Seriously that is the only way to pass it without "cheating"
The remedies you mentioned don't work!
Don't waste your money on them
The THC stays in your system for about 2 weeks after you stop.
It won't be detected after that (short of a spinal tap)
You have to stop for at least that long
The choice is yours. Good luck
2006-11-16 06:38:19 · answer #6 · answered by bartman40467 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do something that doesn't require drug tests. It is your choice to smoke dope and it's their choice to not want people who smoke dope.
I don't think that's critical...?
[edit] from your previous questions I see that you are a drug supplier too (sold maryjane to a friend who got caught at school) so I expect you are going to get caught too and that's so sad... well, since you are a pusher, no it isn't.
And you have a restricted license too.
Get the idea the law is trying to tell you something?
I don't want to see you dead, so take the advice to drink lots of water with a pinch of salt, in very high quantities, and I don't mean drowning, I mean drinking, it is toxic.
2006-11-16 06:32:59 · answer #7 · answered by Chris H 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry man your hooped the only way to pass is not to smoke in the first place, hope nothing overly important hangs on you passing the test because your odds are not looking good.
2006-11-16 18:08:04 · answer #8 · answered by pharmacytech44 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fast, and drink LOTS of water. THC bonds to the fat in your body so going hungry could help burn it up and water does work but u have to drink alot, like a gallon a day. don't drink too much the day u drop either or u may fail from "dilution".
2006-11-16 06:36:14 · answer #9 · answered by Stephan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not sure if it will clear it all out , but a few things to help flush toxins and other things out are,,,,
drinking lots of water, by lots i mean way more then the normal 8 glasses a day
exercise,,, jogging, even in place, is good
fast, drinking only liquids , preferably clear, so as tea, water,,, any low sodium clear broth
2006-11-16 06:34:52 · answer #10 · answered by dlin333 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋