mother teresa's had 30,000 nun's with her n they had to find an inn to stay in. They wer at 1 place n da man sed he only ad 1 room. mother teresa's sed that she would stay in dat room n den her nun's stayed outside. the nxt morning she woke up n counted her nun's n 10,000 had gone missing! n then a man on a moterbike went passed so she chased after him n missed him!. the next night mother teresa's went to the inn n the stiil only had 1 room so mother teresa's stayed in there n her nun's stayed outside. The next morning she went out n another 10,000 nuns had gone missing and the motorbike went pass again, so she ran after him and just missed him. The next night she went back to the inn n still there was only 1 room left so mother teresa's took that one n her nun's stayed out there again! the nxt morning she woke up went to count her nuns n der wer none there! again the motorbike went passed n this time she cougght him and she said 'where are my nun's?!?' he said 'I dunno no!' lol
2006-11-16 06:19:56 · 26 answers · asked by Kettle 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well i didnt have enough space to fill in all the right words so i put and=n! and its is a pointless joke that atcually starts with 100,000 nun's! but i shortened it by alot!
2006-11-16 06:24:00 · update #1
If you dont get it that is the point! god! ppl dnt get point less jokes!
2006-11-16 06:25:00 · update #2
nice one.
Like your syntax. here is another one for you
Two men are walking along a road, when up ahead of them they spot and old woman in robes shuffling along.
"Hey," Says one, "Isn't that Mother Teresa?".
"I don't know", Says the other, "Why don't you go and ask her?".
So the first runs up to her and taps her on the shoulder. She turns round and snaps "What the f**k do you want?"
"My friend and I were wondering - are you Mother Teresa?".
"Oh just f**k off out of here you cheeky c**t" She snaps. He wanders back to his friend.
"So," Asks the friend, "Was it Mother Teresa?"
"I don't know," He shrugs, "She wouldn't say".
2006-11-16 06:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Great joke: 9/10 - none left - was that it, or is a competition to see if anyone can understand what you were trying to say.
2006-11-16 06:26:51 · answer #2 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, we all want to know-what did the man on the bike say-you could redeem yourself by giving us the punchline properly!
2006-11-16 06:28:17 · answer #3 · answered by jonquilblack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i understand the concept of the joke
i even understand the language
what i dont understand is why i bothered to read it
2006-11-16 08:05:57 · answer #4 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive just wasted 5 mins of my life on that but i like your humour.xx
2006-11-16 06:23:23 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, dat ain't funny.
2006-11-16 06:47:00 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
has nobody read it she said it was crap to make the point of crap jokes being posted that nobody understands
2006-11-16 07:04:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it would be funny if people reading it could decipher your writing...
2006-11-16 06:40:15 · answer #8 · answered by tauruselm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea, i get it..u wasted 5 points
2006-11-16 06:28:09 · answer #9 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What language is this written in??
2006-11-16 06:22:37 · answer #10 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋