2006-11-16 06:05:39 · 30 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
A fake swan dress for Suri, she looks just like Bjork! LOL
2006-11-16 08:25:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about some truth serum for Tom so he can admit his true intentions to use Katie as a baby maker so he can single handily breed his own little crop of Scientologists. Oh yeah bring a dose of reality for Katie so she can take off the blinders and get with someone who really loves her and isn't old enough to be her daddy.
2006-11-16 15:20:14 · answer #2 · answered by OrianasMom 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How about a leather-bound collection of all of L. Ron Hubbard's books for their own personal Scientology Reading Room? Oh, and don't forget some high-heeled tuxedo shoes for Tom so he doesn't have to be four feet shorter than his lovely bride on the big day?
2006-11-16 14:08:56 · answer #3 · answered by fizzygurrl1980 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bring tom a garbage bag since his life he disposes of women so casually. Bring kate an outfit cuz she will have a talk show or 2 to appear on.
2006-11-16 14:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by MayberryNR5 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A 16X20 picture of Nicole Kidman and Mimi Rodgers laughing at Katie Holmes for the life she's about to lead.
2006-11-16 14:09:41 · answer #5 · answered by Chopper 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
What a tought question. I think perhaps some pamphlets on Cults and brainwashing for Katie. Perhaps some kind of anti-psychotic for Tom. And some new parents for their kid.
2006-11-16 14:09:26 · answer #6 · answered by SexyLady 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could bring a pan, a comb, and a cat...no wait...Tom is suppose to give those to Katie at the ceremony
2006-11-16 14:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by Jessi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The gift of humility for the groom.
The gift of a clue for the bride.
Maybe a copy of Eyes Wide Shut for them to watch during the honeymoon. Nothing hotter than watching your new husband with his ex.
2006-11-16 14:14:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Koran
2006-11-16 17:26:25 · answer #9 · answered by Lydia 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A set of metal cutters to cut those shackles off of Kate!!
2006-11-16 15:37:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋