A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
2006-11-16 05:52:31 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
2006-11-16 05:52:46 · update #1
ba-zing best joke today congratulations!!!! that made me pee myself a bit... i'm gonna go change my undies... well if i was wearing ne ;)
2006-11-16 05:57:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
how funny lol 10/10 A*
2006-11-16 14:12:00 · answer #2 · answered by jiving 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ex L ent
2006-11-16 13:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by poetikliesense 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another funny one, heard it from the same dj.
2006-11-16 13:57:06 · answer #4 · answered by kb9kbu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo, that's so great!! You can never have too many horrid marriage jokes.
2006-11-16 13:57:03 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!
2006-11-16 13:56:21 · answer #6 · answered by golondris_1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweet - didn't see that one coming.
2006-11-16 14:17:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AT THE END IT IS FUNNY
2006-11-16 13:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by tiggergrl1236 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit pathetic
2006-11-16 13:56:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha hell nah!!! She couldna been that bad!
2006-11-16 13:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋