The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
2006-11-16 05:46:54 · 14 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it!!ha ha x
2006-11-16 05:49:00 · answer #1 · answered by Lydia K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-11-16 13:48:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh only 3 times, if its the first time doing her he should have lasted at least.. lets see.... 17 hrs
2006-11-16 13:53:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offence, but I think you're trying to make virgins look stupid.
2006-11-16 13:51:35 · answer #4 · answered by JASNJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-16 13:52:08 · answer #5 · answered by I like BEER 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think so - of coarse I posted it before too!!
2006-11-16 13:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another wee beauty ploppy pants.
2006-11-16 13:49:56 · answer #7 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish my wife wanted it that much. LOL
2006-11-16 16:59:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - & original.
2006-11-16 14:20:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats some funny stuff..
2006-11-16 13:53:01 · answer #10 · answered by Hef 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋