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God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"
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Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.
They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.
The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice ****! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"
2006-11-16 05:35:23 · 11 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO again
P.S. DAMN!!!! you're avatar is hawt
2006-11-16 05:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good One!
2006-11-16 13:42:58 · answer #2 · answered by spikes g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not an unusual "habit"? Two jokes and a pun walk into a bar....
2006-11-16 13:38:24 · answer #3 · answered by mithril 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!lol
2006-11-16 14:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-16 13:41:52 · answer #5 · answered by Joey Joe, yo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-16 13:37:59 · answer #6 · answered by hmmm... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
goods ones, lol
2006-11-16 13:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha - you are on a roll!!
2006-11-16 13:40:25 · answer #8 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are both vvv funny
2006-11-16 13:38:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNIEST RELIGION JOKE OF ALL TIME!!!
2006-11-16 13:41:35 · answer #10 · answered by energy_level_99 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋