lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
2006-11-16 04:43:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2006-11-16 04:43:14 · update #1
don't be mean to him... how could he knew all the jokes all these people post...
good joke...
2006-11-16 04:56:21 · answer #1 · answered by ╠╬╣ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this is a good one - I posted it too a while back!!!
2006-11-16 12:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I AM A LAYER BUT I COLLECT STAMPS AS A HOBBY
2006-11-16 12:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by Talking Hat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-16 12:45:50 · answer #4 · answered by SEXY_LADY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny...old, but very funny....thanks...
2006-11-16 12:52:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was cute
2006-11-16 13:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by bkfinestlilma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!! that's fricken hilarious!!!!!!
2006-11-16 12:48:13 · answer #7 · answered by goddess♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-16 13:04:05 · answer #8 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha.....................................nice going
2006-11-16 12:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋