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You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When....
Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!
You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog.
Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000."
That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
You consider gluttony your patriotic duty.
Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this.
2006-11-16 04:13:59 · 6 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do you know my family so well, I guess I will have to set a place for you next week!
2006-11-16 04:33:36 · answer #1 · answered by Witchzilla 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that's fuuny i like the one aboot That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
LOL that's a goodone!
2006-11-16 04:16:17 · answer #2 · answered by typhaniee0027 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gud 1
2006-11-16 04:15:23 · answer #3 · answered by Manisha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was laughing so hard that Cranberry sauce came shooting outta my nostrils ,
2006-11-16 04:16:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious...I qualify on all of em! :D
2006-11-16 04:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by huggz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the last one was the funniest I think ha ha. cant reach delete lol. thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-16 04:16:34 · answer #6 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋