Here's mine... he pulled out his cell phone and starting calling everyone he knew, asking what they were having for dinner..while we were sitting in the restaurant waiting for our food! I put up with it for 15 minutes, got up to go to the ladies room and just kept walking to my car! WHAT A JERK! Ok, your turn! :)
2006-11-16 03:58:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I went out on a date with the manager of my gym. Seemed pretty nice and cute. He asked me to pick the place to eat becaus he was unfamiliar with my neighborhood. I chose a Deli and he said that it was for *expletive derogatory term for a Jewish person* when we left. In the car on the way home, he felt like he wasn't getting enough attention from me- I had decided this guy was a jerk and wanted to get rid of him. He whipped out his penis and held it and told me to "LOOK AT IT,LOOK AT IT*. Needless to say I got out of the car and changed gyms.
2006-11-16 04:04:34 · answer #1 · answered by Andi S 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My story was a blind date (just waiting for disaster there!)
He picked me up at home and it was sort of a double date thing. He wasn't very attractive but I figure maybe he's got something to offer. Boy was I wrong.
This guy was repulsing. During the movie he was picking his nose and wiping it on his shirt. He sneezed in the popcorn and offered me some and to top it off, he actually tried to kiss me and was drooling! It was messed up. I couldn't take it anymore so I started leaving and to make my night even better, I feel down the steps of the theater and sprained my ankle.
He didn't realize I was leaving the theater to get away from him so he came to my rescue and brought me home. Again, he tried to kiss me goodnight and I kindly put my hand to his face and said, sorry, this was the worst date ever and I really don't want to make it worse.
Can you actually believe he asked his buddy if I was interested in a second date! lol Never do blind dates!
2006-11-16 04:08:39 · answer #2 · answered by Minouners 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
On my first date I went to the movies it was me, Korey My sister and Korey's friend Richard. First we went to Wendy's we couldn't go in together because my best friends mother was the manager she didn't approve of him (he's African American and Iam white) and nether did my mom and she did not know I was with him. We finally made it over to the movies and then my mom decides to call his phone and ask if I am with him he told her he was at a basketball game. I was standing right beside him. then he told me that my mom had just called him and ask him if i was there. That was really embarrassing. But that's not all. he decides to ask me if I'm going to eat. Like a dumb *** I said that I already did. (He wasn't talking about food.) if you know what i mean. After i told him no he said that he was going to go down the street with his friend pooter. (nick name) He never came back to the movies. I called him after the movies. he told me that he was bowling with his friends. YA!! you can say that my first date sucked! and he was a jerk.
2006-11-16 04:18:59 · answer #3 · answered by amber r 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was supposed to meet at a resturant, their are 2 of these in my area, i went to the wrong one, waited for a very long time, decided to leave and got home to find a very nasty e-mail . Needless to say, i never heard from her again!
2006-11-16 04:08:09 · answer #4 · answered by Poker Face 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We went to the beach and all was going well. We were sitting side by side on the sand when she pulled her shirt off to get some sun. I went to put my arm around her, only to discover that she had...
drum-roll, please...
BACK HAIR!!!!!!! And we were in HIGHSCHOOL!!!!!! AAAAAARRRGGHH!!! LOLOLOL.
I swear this story is the truth. Top that!
2006-11-16 04:48:14 · answer #5 · answered by stargazerjimbo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should watch the film "A Room for Romeo Brass". Not only is it hilarious, but it's a fantastic dramatic comedy film.
A strange man in his 30s becomes friends with two 12year old boys. He falls in love with one of their sisters who is only 14. He tries all kinds of things to impress her which is just hilarious to watch. Eventually, he invites her round to his house for their first date. Naively, she feels sorry for him so she accepts his invitation thinking that he's only after friendship rather than a date.
The next scene shows him talking to himself in the mirror in the bathroom whilst his date is in the lounge looking very bored. He psyches himself up in the mirror thinking that she's interested in sex. He then enters the lounge in a very cheap and tacky looking dressing gown with a very repulsive seductive look. "I've got a surprise for you", he says to her as he sits next to her in his badly attempted seductive looking dressing gown.
She looks very uncomfortable and just ignores him.
"Ta da”, he shouts as he opens his awful looking dressing gown to reveal a dirty looking lump in his boxer shorts. “I know you’ve been waiting for this, I want you to breathe on it”.
Obviously, she reacts horrified so makes for the front door. “Well at least touch it”, he says, “Going on, touch it, just once”. She then opens the front door to run away. “I was only joking you know”, he finally shouts in an attempt to save face.
I was in hysterics during this scene watching him repulsively trying to seduce her.
2006-11-16 05:34:04 · answer #6 · answered by don't k 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋