I prayed to my hammer for my cold to go away. That was five days ago and when I awoke this morning it was gone! I also prayed for other stuff, but since it hasn't happened then I can only assume that it's not the will of the hammer. Or maybe it's because I'm lacking faith, but for now I'm going to assume that the hammer knows best and wants me to wait in order for me to learn patience. The ways of the hammer are mysterious, indeed, and who am I to question them?
2006-11-16 03:50:28 · 13 answers · asked by paganvegan 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't belive in selflessness. We do what we do either because of some anticipated reward or to avoid consequences. If selflessness is a virtue then I will consider being called a "nobody" as a complement. I've tried hitting myself on the head with my hammer. Doesn't hurt nearly as much as being hit with a Bible. I do enjoy making fun of others. Making Christians mad is like shooting fish in a barrel.
2006-11-16 04:08:53 · update #1
Next time try the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Whatever you ask in his noodle, he delivers.
2006-11-16 03:56:17 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hammer,Buddha,Jesus or a toothpick they are all going to the same place.
Ask your hammer it will tell you.
The Hammer in deed is an object of mystery. It has a stronghad that can drive diciples in yet when need be pull them out. It has a perfect handle to add the needed torq to the swing. etc etc etc
Use the right allegory you can find god with study of anything.
2006-11-16 11:53:52 · answer #2 · answered by Labatt113 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont worry. The ways of the hammer can come down so fast on your head and that would solve all your problems for life...;
2006-11-16 11:56:28 · answer #3 · answered by girlfunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the best you can reach for is a Hammer, u r a true Pathetic!
May ur hammer save u!
2006-11-16 11:56:10 · answer #4 · answered by Ouzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your hammers name Mjnorn?
2006-11-16 11:55:06 · answer #5 · answered by LONGINUS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time apply hammer directly to head!
2006-11-16 11:52:14 · answer #6 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
O the religion of convenience.
I stubbed my toe because I wasn't watching my feet, my eyes are evil!
Oh what a pretty painting, no wait, my eyes are pure good!
2006-11-16 11:52:32 · answer #7 · answered by tichothewolf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not every prayer gets answered because often we are asking for ourselves and that is not what this is all about, we are here to serve God, not our own self interest and until we accept that and live accordingly, we are doomed to failure....
2006-11-16 11:54:10 · answer #8 · answered by The walker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you find pleasure in mocking peoples beliefs?
2006-11-16 11:52:59 · answer #9 · answered by cashis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are nobody.
2006-11-16 11:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋