Thanks.
2006-11-16 03:44:33 · 9 answers · asked by Balan 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okay
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation. "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the Same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,"Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said,"OK, but get back to me tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview ?". Sardarji replied, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.
2006-11-16 14:32:13 · answer #1 · answered by arpita 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) A man went for brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either Architect brain which would cost $10,000 or the politician which was $1,00,000.
Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's? exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.
"Not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."
2006-11-16 12:51:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No Balan - I will NOT send any GOOD jokes.
In fact I may not even send any really bad ones either.
I haven't made up my mind about the terribly boring ones yet, but the GOOD ones?
Forget it.
2006-11-16 11:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-16 12:43:52 · answer #4 · answered by clairvoyance 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHY SHIV AND PARVATI COULD NOT LEARN COMPUTERS, because GANESHJI RAN WAY with the MOUSE.
send your collection to nationcarespa@gmail.com
2006-11-16 13:46:17 · answer #5 · answered by s a 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey look at me i got 2 points...
2006-11-16 11:51:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay!
2006-11-16 11:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah Marrie Burge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how 'bout NO!!!
2006-11-16 12:07:25 · answer #8 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay sure! your welcome
2006-11-16 11:55:37 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋