...man who sleep with squirrel wake up with no nuts
...baseball all wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk
...virginity like balloon, one prick - all gone
and my favorite Confucius saying....
Confucius say...man who walk thru airport door sideways is surely going to bang-kok
2006-11-16 03:15:00 · 10 answers · asked by tma 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
some of my favourites.
Zen says..............
sex is like air, it only becomes important when u ain't getting enough.
remember no body's listening, until u fart.
never 4get u r unique, just like every1 else.
thinking no1 cares whether ur dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
never test the depth of the water, with both feet.
if u've lent any1 £20 and never c them again, it was probably worth it.
don't worry, it only ever seems kinky, the first time.
the quickest way 2 double ur money, is 2 fold it & put it back in ur pocket.
good judgement comes from experience & experience comes from bad judgement.
if u tell the truth, u don't have 2 remember anything.
& last but not least.
if at first u don't succeed, sky-diving is not 4 u.
2006-11-16 03:55:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Confucius say man running in front of car get tired, man run behind car get exhautsed.... man with hands in pocket fell cocky all day.
2006-11-16 03:33:34 · answer #2 · answered by c0mplicated_s0ul 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, hahah, thats great, i read the actual confucius in college, i dropped the class because i got confuciused enough
2006-11-16 03:19:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Elevator smell different to midget.
2006-11-16 03:47:22 · answer #4 · answered by jokerscrowbar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man who fly in upside down airplane...have hairy crackup.
2006-11-16 03:26:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man with hole in pocket play all day.
2006-11-16 03:19:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ya,those are my gr8 sayings!!
2006-11-16 04:00:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He who farts in church must sit in his own pew.
2006-11-16 03:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
good ones!!!
2006-11-16 03:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by Searching for answers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ......................very good
Thanks for sharing and enjoy your day ; - )
2006-11-16 03:37:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋