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What is grosser than gross?
Biting into a hot dog and finding a vein?
Falling off a roof and catching your eyelid on a nail on the way down?
Drinking a bloody mary and finding a string in it?

2006-11-16 03:10:14 · 18 answers · asked by abbeyroad54321 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

Sliding down a razor blade and landing in a pool of alcohol.
Eating corn flakes and finding out that your brothers scab collection is missing.

Love grosser than gross jokes.

2006-11-16 03:22:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah. Those are grosser than gross!! The one about the eyelid makes me sick!!
I don't eat hot dogs and I don't drink so I have no problems there!!

2006-11-16 03:14:03 · answer #2 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 1 0

You get to the bottom of a mustard jar, and find a pamper
in it !

Finish a mayo jar, and find a condom in it !

A diseased yac just had an accident on someone's
mashed potatoes !

2006-11-16 03:16:50 · answer #3 · answered by Frank N. S 2 · 0 0

ok 2 vampires walk into a restaurant, the waiter comes over and asks the first vamp "what can i get you"
vamp "just a cold glass of blood, type o"
waiter"very well and for you sir"
second vamp "just some extremely hot water"
so the waiter a little baffled goes to get the glass of blood, and hot water, and brings it to the table.
he waits around to see what he will do with the hot water
so the vampire takes out a used tampon and starts to steap it



HE'S MAKING TEA!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT!!!!!!!!

2006-11-16 03:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, those are truly grosser than gross

2006-11-16 03:11:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

sliding down a 10 foot razor blade into a pool of alcohol.

2006-11-16 03:28:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

finding your grandpa's cialis under his load rag.

giving oral to a woman and spitting out a band-aid.

making out with your mom after she tossed your salad.

felching load from a stranger's rear through a bendy straw when he farts.

invoking the 5 second rule in a port-a-potty.

2006-11-16 04:05:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Whenyou are asleep and your dreaming that you are eating chocolate pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your ***.

2015-03-27 01:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by Chelper 1 · 0 0

HAHA 10 out of ten for all these answers.

2006-11-16 03:21:20 · answer #9 · answered by thatniceguy 3 · 0 0

eww a hot dog wit a vien?!! thats so gross

2006-11-16 03:12:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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