what does "don't piss on my pocket and tell me tis raining" mean?

Question

heard it and don't understand, possibly could mean your talking nonsense

Answer 1

I believe you mean,don't piss on my leg....... It means don't try to bullshit me.

Answer 2

Its basically said to someone when they are very obviously lying or trying to cover something up. Have never heard it with pocket though, normally shoe.

We have some greatest phrases in the English language don't we? My fave is "as useful as a chocolate teapot."

Answer 3

Means: 'Don't take me for an idiot', in a very Irish way, probably connected to financial dealings.

Literally: 'I'm not so thick that a dodgy type like you could make me believe it is raining, by filling my pocket with urine'.

'I can tell shillings from sovereigns, without looking in the bag, you sly git'.

Answer 4

I think it means that someone objects to Your urinating into their pocket then trying to cover the offense by suggesting that it's raining as apposed to the pee pee filling up the pocket. What a strange thing to do to someone!

Answer 5

Actually it's don't piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining. My interpretation is don't lie to me I'm not stupid!

Answer 6

It means that the person who is telling you about the problem caused it.

Like knocking your car in a car park, then saying "you've got a nasty dent there!"

and so on

Answer 7

It means don't try and tell me something is true when I know it isn't, kind of like "Don't try to bullsh** a bullsh**ter.

Answer 8

Aw go on, you are just trying to blow smoke up peoples arseholes now.

Answer 9

I think Sweetie is correct.

Answer 10

it means don't try and pull the wool over my eyes or as g w bush would say fool me once shame on you!!!!!!!! ***-hole