You see,a cockroach with a flick-knife just ran into the packet.
2006-11-16 03:03:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey! it's only a bar of chocolate biscuit?
2006-11-16 03:35:27 · update #1
He's not as perfect as you imply if he doesn't know a chocolate biscuit from a bird.
2006-11-16 04:13:26 · update #2
Were they called skips for short cowboy?
2006-11-16 05:40:15 · update #3
I kicked penguins 2 years ago after becoming addicted to them whilst trying to get off mars bars
I do not think I am legally bound to return to my penguin addiction and have now moved on the less fattening heroin and crack cocaine in an attempt to have a more normal addiction within society
my only concern is the spiraling costs as you cant buy a 16 pack of crack on offer at sainsburys and you very rarely see two for one offers and penguins were a lot cheaper
2006-11-16 03:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by greydays 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you kick the penguins for too long, you may have withdrawal symptoms.... try cookies made with carob instead of chocolate.
Good boy, now do your homework.
2006-11-16 03:09:43 · answer #2 · answered by dawn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you some kind of a Moron? ? ? ? Why would you want to hurt those beautiful animals are you an animal Pervert or something....
2 points for me. A kick in the head for you
2006-11-16 03:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by Angell 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeh, you gotta keep busy between clubbing baby seals, and boiling chicken alive.
2006-11-16 03:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Approximately three to three and half minutes. Any longer than that and you run the risk of Voodoo.
2006-11-16 03:06:10 · answer #5 · answered by people are scum 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hey dont diss the penguins man.
they are the coolest birds youll ever meet
2006-11-16 03:14:33 · answer #6 · answered by x3holdaloverclose 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well id watch it cuz my friend Mr. Perfect likes penguins And HE will cuss you out so be careful what you say about penguins
2006-11-16 03:14:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Till the cows come home
2006-11-16 03:05:52 · answer #8 · answered by Handy man 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
About the same as eating skippy, remember them?
2006-11-16 05:36:01 · answer #9 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wasn't gonna answer this until I read the small print.
Cockroaches are nasty critters, use your six shooters.
2006-11-16 04:12:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋