A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
2006-11-16 02:46:16 · 13 answers · asked by SWM 38 _4_ YOUNG GF 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha funny
2006-11-16 04:12:37 · answer #1 · answered by ThiSs GirlL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops
2006-11-16 11:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good stuff, but how dumb could the blonde be if shes driving and knitting at the same time
2006-11-16 11:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-16 10:48:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
now... this is a definite blonde joke... brilliant!
2006-11-16 10:56:27 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I like that one!!
2006-11-16 10:48:24 · answer #6 · answered by ♥N,K,E&DJ'§ Mommy♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha!!
2006-11-16 16:40:46 · answer #7 · answered by nixi1908 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. funny
2006-11-16 12:11:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it, but like it
2006-11-16 10:48:31 · answer #9 · answered by kaymay09 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hadn't heard it... Great one! :)
2006-11-16 10:49:01 · answer #10 · answered by charleston chew 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋