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How much wood would a wood chuck , chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

2006-11-16 02:40:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Given the span of 24 hours, at top physical condition a woodchuck could chuck half the state of Nebraska.

2006-11-16 02:45:42 · answer #1 · answered by Drewood 5 · 0 0

The article reports on the work of New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, who found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds. We are pleased to know this, of course. But it sure isn't easy to fit into a snappy verse.

Or is that more information than you really wanted to know?

2006-11-16 03:08:01 · answer #2 · answered by Richard 7 · 1 0

He'd chuck as much as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood!

2006-11-16 02:46:36 · answer #3 · answered by rabbit0102030 3 · 0 0

what exactly does it mean to chuck wood??

2006-11-16 02:58:11 · answer #4 · answered by Seeker 5 · 0 0

Enough so that Peter Piper could lay his peck of peppers down on a nice pile of wood shavings.

2006-11-16 02:43:11 · answer #5 · answered by quatrapiller 6 · 0 0

2 cords

2006-11-16 03:35:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No wood here.
Signed
The Lady ;o)

2006-11-16 03:01:01 · answer #7 · answered by nursie 3 · 0 0

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