A nursery school teacher says 2 her class,"Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" 1st a little girl says,"The sky is definitely blue." The teacher says,"Sorry,Amy,but the sky can sometimesbe gray,or black."A 2nd little boy says,"Trees are definitely green." " Sorry, but in the autumn,the trees are brown." Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks,"Does a fart have lumps?" The teacher looks horrified and says,"Johnny! Of course not!!!" "Ok ...then I DEFINITELY s--t my pants!"
2006-11-16 02:12:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm not laughing, you made me start coughing!
Damn your funny jokes!!!!!
2006-11-16 02:17:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10
2006-11-16 10:20:53 · answer #2 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`ve got one for you..."Mother Superior,Mother Supirior,I think there`s a case of syphillis in the convent"."Thank God for that.I`m sick of Beaujolais."
2006-11-16 10:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by yspittyboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best!
2006-11-16 10:17:25 · answer #4 · answered by voodoobluesman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
johnny is such a bad bad child lmao :-)
2006-11-16 10:15:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-11-16 10:16:03 · answer #6 · answered by junebaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DEFINITELY a good one...ha,ha
2006-11-16 10:41:05 · answer #7 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that one!
2006-11-16 10:18:03 · answer #8 · answered by clutterbug84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha cute
2006-11-16 10:22:51 · answer #9 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are funny.. i like your jokes. do another one..
2006-11-16 10:14:50 · answer #10 · answered by laydofluv25 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋