I have a piece of string I carry with me for emergencies, which is 1.75 metres. After extensive research I have found this to be the optimum length for most emergency situations such as stringing up ex dictators, securing my bits whilst having a wee into strong wind, leading blind people and their dogs across busy roads, and strangling boy scouts
I should point out that this is actually my third piece of emergency string as the first was stolen by a string theif in cardiff (this sort of thing is rife in this area and i have now taken to securing my emergency string, with a security string (again 1.75 metres in length) The second was lost when I succesfully apprehended a bank robber in town tied him up with my emergency string and he set fire to it. For the record the string was lost but the robber badly burnt himself as it was nylon string and was later arrested in hospital
I can recommend string to anyone as fine peice of equipment to secrete about the person it has many uses and is actually more useful than a swiss army knife which never knows which side to take in an argument
2006-11-16 01:56:25
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answer #1
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answered by greydays 4
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Whichever piece of string it is, it's double the length from one side to the middle.
Thank you for asking.
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2006-11-16 01:41:34
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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As long as the length of your arm. From the top of your shoulder to your finger tips.
Try it and find out!
2006-11-16 01:39:31
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answered by Anonymous
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The technical answer: twice the length from one end to the middle.
The romantic answer: as long as you want.
The schoolboy answer: who cares: I hate maths?
2006-11-16 01:41:08
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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How long would you like it to be?
2006-11-16 01:31:33
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answered by Lauren 3
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Surely it dends on what string you are refering to.
2006-11-16 01:48:16
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answered by mick r 1
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from the beginning to the end, of course!
Same as "how long is a movie?"
and "how long is a chicken"
and "how long is. . ."
2006-11-16 01:44:22
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answered by roboseyo 3
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How long have you got?
2006-11-16 01:32:00
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answered by Bella 7
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Twice as long as it was, before i folded it in half.
2006-11-16 01:33:28
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answered by Anonymous
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What a strange question! Can't you use a ruler to measure it?
2006-11-16 01:32:30
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answered by Anonymous
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