Pete:Did i tell you of the time i came face to face with a lion?
Ben:No, what happened ?
Pete:The fierce animal roared at me fiercely.
Ben:What did you do ?
Pete:I moved to the next cage in the zoo...
2006-11-16 01:10:21 · 16 answers · asked by malani_rsmann 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2006-11-16 01:11:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Same Zoo:
A guy is walking around with his gf who's not been forthcoming in the bedroom. In front of the Gorilla cage, he talks her into teasing the big silverback. drop your brastrap an inch, lift the hem of your skirt and show him just a hint of thigh - she plays along and the gorilla grabs her through the bars and starts having his wicked way with her.
"HELP HELP - WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO????"
Honey, if that was me, you'd just say that you've got a headache - I'm going to the pub, want me to pick up some aspirin on the way back?
She got really hurt by the gorilla - he never phoned, never wrote, never sent flowers.
2006-11-16 01:19:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-16 01:12:48 · answer #3 · answered by PegBundyWannabe 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute. I kind of expected an answer like that. Nice of you to put something there for people to laugh at.
2006-11-16 01:14:03 · answer #4 · answered by Charlie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some people are easily amused.
2006-11-16 02:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by cloud 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute- made me smile
some of the other "answers" actually made me laugh
2006-11-16 01:19:08 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha so funny my sides are splitting??
2006-11-16 01:36:09 · answer #7 · answered by Jay Jay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice
2006-11-16 01:20:44 · answer #8 · answered by Unique 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. lol
2006-11-16 01:16:09 · answer #9 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha. it made Me laugh.
2006-11-16 01:52:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋