The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "My dearest, you have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck."
2006-11-16 01:08:25 · 10 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awwww....I woulda smothered his @ss with a pillow! he he
2006-11-16 01:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with 'I stand alone as usual', smothering him would be the way to go.
What a punk!
2006-11-16 09:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-11-16 09:11:31 · answer #3 · answered by scarz216 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was too much on the part of the dying Old man !!! Wasn't he too mean of himself !! I am really tring to search the funnier part or the humerous part of the Joke !!!!
2006-11-16 09:13:49 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
nice husband
2006-11-16 09:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old
2006-11-16 09:11:01 · answer #6 · answered by PegBundyWannabe 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that one's corny. plus i heard it before at least twice.
hey, got any Little John jokes? those are great.
2006-11-16 09:13:53 · answer #7 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny
2006-11-16 09:09:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How not nice, hahahahaha very funny. :O)
2006-11-16 10:09:07 · answer #9 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would have said the same thing
2006-11-16 14:49:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋