2006-11-16 00:07:50 · 39 answers · asked by Uri 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
It's a well known fact that Tequila (Splarg for "Brain Destroyer) was introduced to the people of Mexico by an alien race circa 1652ad. It was used initially by the aliens as a mind suppressant so that they could kidnap and experiment on the locals. People returned from these experiments with hazy memories or sometimes no recollection of what had happened to them, although most had a feeling that "something bad" went on. Unfortunately for the aliens they were being too indiscreet and had to leave earth to return to their own planet to avoid capture. The implants that were left in their subjects continued to transmit data until a few years ago when they tried to return to see what had went wrong. The alien ship crashed into the desert and became the famous Roswell incident.
Avoid Tequila my friend and I bet you set off the metal detectors at the airport next time you fly!!
2006-11-16 00:32:06 · answer #1 · answered by ry_in_dubai 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tequila will do that to you. I did the same thing and woke up naked on a beach. Unfortunately my mates had a video camera. Chances are no abduction you probably just made a complete d*ck of yourself.
2006-11-16 00:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by Maverick off Top Gun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you were not abducted by aliens. You however did have what you call a "blackout". Don't ever drink that again. There are certain alcoholic drinks that can make you do that, depending on the person. I have had blackouts when I drank gin, vodka, and apple martini's. I stay away from them as much as possible. Try not to drink so much of it next time.
2006-11-16 01:59:03 · answer #3 · answered by Tonya W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it was the magical beer monkeys on their magical scooter.
They pick you up from outside the pub and take you home. In payment, they take all of the notes from your wallet and give the change back to you in coin form (they don't like coins). They will always stop for a kebab on request, but often jolt forward, making you lose the chilli sauce down you. You obvoiusly made them a bit angry, as they left you in a dumpster. Next time, be more courteous to the magical monkeys. They do us drunks (not alcoholics, as they go to meetings) a great service!
2006-11-16 00:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't think you were abducted by aliens. It was probably your family dentist who abducted you. The last time I drank tequila, I went to the dentist for a check-up, while I was drunk, and woke up in a cornfield two days later, with my pants around my ankles. I farted and a condom popped out of my anus. I think the dentist was serious when he said, "Now I'm going to drill you". Ha ha.
2006-11-16 02:26:38 · answer #5 · answered by Wee W 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I had a similar experience in south africa after tequila, although the aliens dropped me off at the house, but they did take 1 shoe my wallet and left e with a big scar across my eyebrow, damn aliens
2006-11-16 00:24:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
becareful they took mine off it said my clothes fall off when I drink tequila tell the aliens I said hi!I gave you a thumbs up mybe that will help from people deleting it that dumpster must have be cold dam those aliens they could have chose a better spot
2006-11-16 00:59:42 · answer #7 · answered by dizzy76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok first of all when u drink a lot u don't remember any thing so probably u were crazy took off ur clothes and star running around like an idiot and fell in the dumpster
2006-11-16 00:12:10 · answer #8 · answered by Pink_qt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah u know this happens to me a lot too when i drink tequila .... hmmm maybe NASA should investigate this theory of alien abduction while under the influence of tequila .....
2006-11-16 00:16:55 · answer #9 · answered by jizzumonkey 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like someone put you there.
even the farthest gone drunk is unlikely to strip off their clothes and climb into a dumpster.
or were the aliens studying the effect of tequila?
2006-11-16 00:14:04 · answer #10 · answered by captain_gunner_stag 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋