ok my friend sent me this per text message and i got a laugh..
2 men are walking around the airport looking for their wives coz they can't find them. they bump into each other, and the 1st man says "have u seen my wife". the 2nd man replies "well i can't find my one either, what does ur wife look like?" 1st man says "well she'S 6ft,blonde hair, big boobs, wearing a mini and a boob tube, what does ur wife look like?" 2nd man says "f*** my wife, lets look for yours!!!"
remember keep smiling!! :)
2006-11-16 00:05:19 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG .....................that was really hilariously funny.
LOL ..............thanks for sharing and enjoy your week :- )
2006-11-16 01:02:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two younger men and one elderly man, but only one position was available.
The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."
So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job."
"No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Now they only had the elderly man left to test. They led him to the same door to the same room and handed him the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is your final test. Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The elderly man took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, rashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes; then all went quiet.
The door opened slowly, and there stood the elderly man. He wiped the sweat from his brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat the biotch to death with the chair!"
2006-11-16 00:51:59 · answer #2 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure thats stuff cool, so dear seeker lets pray the 2nd guy's wife find better dude and she herself become princess by becoming like first guy's wife.
2006-11-16 01:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
each so often, yet by no ability as undesirable as those. My female buddy is the single that asserts maximum issues without actual thinking and then everybody has a solid snigger as quickly as they comprehend what she has in simple terms reported. One handed off final night actual. It wasn't in public and that i did no longer project telling the lady or giggling at her as I have been given adequate delight and a powerful old snigger to myself. we've a puppy tortoise and a few of my girlfriends buddies got here around final night to work out her. i grew to become into watching television whilst they got here in and one in all them reported, "Oh yea, this is the turtle in the nook." So one in all the different ladies got here to visit to look into him and upon closer inspection reported, "i like turtles. they seem so distinctive to tortoises." I carried on watching television with a great grin on my face thinking you have in simple terms been finding at a tortoise you numpty. As I say, no longer as good as an entire public stupid component to assert even with the indisputable fact that it amused me
2016-10-22 04:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good job you don't read jokes on this site too often as this has been posted several times B4, sorry
2006-11-16 00:08:47 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it. Except it was set in a supermarket. Still, its one of the best jokes I've heard for a while.
2006-11-16 00:09:50 · answer #6 · answered by Roger B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not laughing, but it's a fairly clever joke.
2006-11-16 01:11:49 · answer #7 · answered by cloud 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheers
had a pretty bad day, cheers again
woke me up b4 my final lesson
2006-11-16 00:08:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHE......aww i feel kinda bad for the other guys wife....no one cares about her........but it was still funny
2006-11-16 00:29:32 · answer #9 · answered by ank8907 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for that lift this morning
2006-11-16 00:07:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm smiling
2006-11-16 00:07:22 · answer #11 · answered by London Girl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋