1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
2. Black holes are where God is divided by Zero
3. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes
4. I almost had a psychic girlfriend ,but she left me before we met
5. I drive way to fast to worry about cholesterol
6. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark
7. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
8. Support bacteria - They're the only culture some people have
9. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
10. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
11.0 If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
12. I could'nt repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
13. how do you tell whenrun out of invisible ink?
14. Beuty is in the eye of the beer holder
15. Everyone has a photgraphic memory. Some don't have the film
16. Join the army, meet the interesting people, then kill them.
17. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor
2006-11-15 23:51:40 · 13 answers · asked by junebaby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
18. Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
19. Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!
20. I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
2006-11-15 23:56:21 · update #1
you missed the last 3...
2006-11-15 23:53:46 · answer #1 · answered by curiosity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Don't get caught without a chair when the music stops.
2. Have the courage of your convictions
3. Live the life you love and love the life you live
4. If you Like it, then I Love it!
5. A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ that a man should have to seek Him first to find her
6. Get off me!
7. Nobody can beat you at being YOU
8. Get over it!
9. NEXTTTTTTTT!
10. Don't **** on me and call it rain!
11. It's the working definition of stupid to always do what you've always done and expect different results...
12. Where ever you go, go with all your heart
13. The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary
14. Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
15. Catch me if you can...
16. #$%& YOU!
17. I want my money back!
18. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. LOL
19. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
and last but not least, the one thing we all need to say more of and often don't until it's to late...
20. I LOVE YOU!
2006-11-16 00:07:16 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Albritton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. I wish that if a guy likes me, that he would not waste his time watching me without a minimum of smiling or asserting hi to me. 2. If a guy knows that i like him and he would not like me returned, to no longer stare at me or tutor any signs and indicators of interest. It in simple terms leads the detrimental lady on.
2016-10-22 04:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-16 00:01:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot one
Can a fat person go skinny dipping?
2006-11-16 00:10:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
18.keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
2006-11-16 00:39:05 · answer #6 · answered by Babez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a big fan of the 1st one!!!
2006-11-15 23:58:16 · answer #7 · answered by equipmentandstuff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Idiots.
Do you like the one I made up, "Everybody generalises".
2006-11-15 23:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA....funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
i loved it
2006-11-16 00:37:44 · answer #9 · answered by ank8907 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your missing three
2006-11-15 23:56:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋