A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens." "Wow!" the co-op man replies. "You must really be doing well!" "Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"
2006-11-15 22:56:45 · 28 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
joke really got planted, ha ha ha
2006-11-15 23:27:28 · answer #1 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh the Poor man!!! Unknowingly he turned his farm into a Graveyard for Chickens. Ha Ha Ha.....it can definitely happen with any City Slicker !!
You will be wondered , when I asked a lad from City , "Where from we get the Milk?" , "From the Milk Plant"
was his instant answer, when I asked where it was, he replied that there are many such plants in the Public Garden !!!
Now is this a Funny situation or a serious situation !! Don't you think we are moving away from the mother nature and are running after modernisation and man made luxuries and creating big imbalance in the Eco - System and hampering the mental growth of the youngsters ?!
Sorry! Never intended to be so serious....but the joke of yours, though it was funny....made me to think so !!!
2006-11-16 00:05:02 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like something my husband would do. He is from Chicago origanially. He had never been in the country before he met me. His first run in with a salamander nearly killed him. He was weed eating when one crawled on him. Needless to say he had to go WAY over the hill to get his weed eater back. He said that the salamander attacked him. It was black with yellow spots, and about 5 inches long. This happened 4 years ago. Today when the story is told, the samamander is 4 ft. long and weight about 60 lbs.
2006-11-15 23:04:18 · answer #3 · answered by Donna 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Poor chickens!
2006-11-15 23:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by Smriti 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aww come on no one is that stupid.. Oh wait I'm sorry I forgot we're talking about a man here..... Must be a true story:>)
2006-11-16 03:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by Seeker 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee!
2006-11-15 22:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not funny
2006-11-16 12:06:56 · answer #7 · answered by vishaldsh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup !! So u too hv some good stock ! gud ya.
2006-11-16 23:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even farming is an art
2006-11-17 13:15:32 · answer #9 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-16 00:24:49 · answer #10 · answered by amazed !!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋