2006-11-15 22:14:25 · 23 answers · asked by Silkie1 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nice one Jackie C - I disagree with but totally respect your views.
2006-11-15 22:37:07 · update #1
ROFL
2006-11-15 22:15:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
There are really about 4 theories i will imagine of off the great of my head that can surely lower price a author, no 3 honestly. besides, that's a attractive one. So each and every theory about our universe is incorrect. proper? What will we've, we've historic previous and historic writings, basically the recordings of activities previous. Now the most precise recordings of previous cases are those got here across from Hebrew scholars (arguably), those are the most complete besides. ok so how did we get right here? nicely shall we've a glance. ok contained in the Hebrew writings there's a author. those writings element most of the distinctive civilizations throughout the time of historic previous, detailing particular activities which look truthfully to be a techniques fetched - yet most of the activities are examined in different historic writings, shall we' go back and forth to the orient, to China. ok so we glance into the inspiration behind chinese script back data of creation. you note the position i elect this? So we bypass to fantastically a lot each and every civilization contained in the global and we hit upon a tale of creation in a unmarried form or yet another. Now do you imagine that's danger-free to finish on the data we've accrued, that there could be some income behind the tale? Now i do not understand if scientists are keen to honestly study resources, they are of course fantastically pissed when you consider that their entire life's artwork has been a complete waste of time although the data is really overwhelming. i do not understand what number of human beings study resources and justify arguments and could examine this yet oftentimes you're fortunate to get 3 or 4 resources that agree, now to not indicate fantastically a lot all of them. So basicly there could were some variety of author if we were to take a number of those resources that are in contract. thanks, that fairly replaced right into a problematic one.
2016-11-24 22:15:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They didnt while the sea and land monkeys stayed on the paint-it-yourself cage globe, but lately they keep firing stuff off onto the carpet, that radioactive stuff especially never washes out. They keep having to spray febreeze to cover up the fume smell, and theyre having to flush a lot of extinct beings down the toilet. Better hope they dont use any spot on two legged flea killer to get rid of the pests, it was so much prettier before they turned up and started messing the place up. Now they cant change the wood shavings fast enough to keep up with all the rubbish that gets dumped, and we werent happy with the squeaky wheel god put in, we had to go and start making cars, trains, planes and boats. Its all very noisy.
Should have stuck with the goldfish.
2006-11-16 03:08:07 · answer #3 · answered by pinkyandbunty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think this question is blasphemous. It made me smile. What I do strongly object to are the answers saying what a mess the world is in and inferring it is Gods fault. God created a perfect world , it's the people who are destroying it. I know, I know, God created people too but it was the snake and Eve who sinned. Smile again :) Just don't blame God.
2006-11-15 22:28:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aren't humans the greatest outcome of the creation? Can you imagine creating something so creative? No, I think they're going to give him a heaven to put in favorites on judgment day.
2006-11-15 22:32:40 · answer #5 · answered by Pishisauraus 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I know you are trying to make a joke here but I for one don't find you funny He has no parents BUT he is our father. If you want an answer so you can't report me it is. Yes they regretted
2006-11-15 22:23:37 · answer #6 · answered by devora k 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know why I think this is funny. But I had never thought of God having parents. I had thought that we are but GI joes and Barbi's in a child's toy box.
2006-11-15 22:20:27 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If God had parents, then I think they may very well regret it with what the world has become.
2006-11-15 22:23:55 · answer #8 · answered by London Girl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go back to playing with dolls, & then come back if you can get just a very little bit of sense
2006-11-15 22:20:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, the thing turned out pretty crappy, though there are good stuff, such as chocolate and James Spader.
2006-11-15 22:19:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Take a look around.
2006-11-15 22:16:25 · answer #11 · answered by pepperj1955 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋