Sick Leave:
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY then he
would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the
ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
might think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What in the
name of f*cking good god are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her
"...And where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this..... )
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> > >She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
2006-11-15 21:39:21 · 12 answers · asked by Je♥n 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did this Joke make you go...
1. Aww Cute
2. Smile
3. What a waste of my b.l.o.o.d.y. time
By the way this didnt happen to me. I did never be this innovative to leave work.
2006-11-15 21:40:50 · update #1
oh my bloody god that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
2006-11-15 22:15:21 · answer #1 · answered by rayleeburchell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I thought she was leaving because she needed to go screw the light bulb!
2006-11-16 05:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes this was funny. Heard it already in many different formats but still is hilarious!
Good one.
2006-11-16 05:56:37 · answer #3 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blonde jokes r always funny
2006-11-16 06:05:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good, but you built up the punchline a big too much.
2006-11-16 06:04:29 · answer #5 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard that one before but it is still a classic and it allways makes me laugh good one mate keep them coming
2006-11-16 05:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by the beast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-16 06:10:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.....always love them blonde jokes !
2006-11-16 05:45:22 · answer #8 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww cute
2006-11-16 08:34:31 · answer #9 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smile
2006-11-16 06:39:56 · answer #10 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋