Disturbing news about beer!!?

Question

Scientists have announced some disturbing news about female hormones in beer.
Men should really pay attention to the ammount of beer they are consuming.
According to the theory hop would contain phytostrogene and when men would consume big numbers of beer they could actually turn into women.

To test this theory they've given 100 men each 8 pints of beer which they had to consume with the timespan of 1 hour.

During the observation it appeared that 100% of the people involved:

1) Increased in weight
2) Were talking lots and lots with out mentioning anything worth listening
3) Got extremely emotional
4) Couldn't drive a car
5) Couldn't think rational
6) Were argueing about nothing
7) Had to sit while urinating
8) Refused to offer their appologies where it was obvious that they were wrong

Further research was said not to be nessecary.

I don't mean to offend women with this joke, because that's all it is.
It's just a joke, people!!

Answer 1

Perhaps it's my partiality to quality beer, but after averaging 8 pints an hour of Guinness, Erdinger or Hoegaarden I
(1) feel much lighter than I usually do
(2) dribble, rather than speak
(3) get rather a bland expression across my face
(4) will still ride my bicycle faster than your car
(5) can outwit the dirty nuns at the bar
(6) argue about everything, even taste in beer
(7) stand while urinating, which with me being 6'7 leaves problems as aiming is a bit harder.
(8) wtf? you mean i should apologise if I beg to differ with you? You wanna take this outside man? Oh you know I'm wrong do you? Well have you tried some proper beers, have you? Let me just take my glove off and slap you across the face. Sunrise tomorrow, you filth.. ;o)

Answer 2

Its little bit of a shame rather, you have 1000's of spectators, who save on calling a individual, regardless of they like to, for choosing to play for different united states of america,after some dispute,with the nearby board yet that comparable individual is against the regulation from replying to their scoffs & abuses, no longer on his returned yet on his face. Agreed that international activities people are meant to act in a definite way yet there you have an exceedingly exciting loving, jolly form of participant, who's larger-hassle-free in his field, who performs in a cavalier way, smiling at others yet nonetheless being picked on via the locals, who seem to have not have been given any limits, get sprayed via a lager and abruptly all hell breaks unfastened, why ??? like each the place in the international, to blame individual additionally should settle for an threat to place his factors, as to why, he chosen to act, the way he did, what brought about him to do, what he did, convey the different party to stand the enquiry as nicely and ask him his rights, who gave him the rights to maintain on abusing, a individual, who made his options long term in the past.

Answer 3

pmsl very gd i liked that 1 10/10

Answer 4

clever and it is funny!! they are lucky they did not have to put up with the other things that turn you in to a woman: men, periods, pregnancy......!!!
that was not meant to be offensive!!x
macX - very funny!!!

Answer 5

lol,i dont care its only a joke, not fact, quite funny tho

Answer 6

i would have to agree with that statement lol well worked out and double thumbs up to whoever created that

Answer 7

Confirms all my worst fears, but probably wont stop me drinking

Answer 8

Absolutely brilliant! i am having to go to hospital now because I've split my sides with laughing.

Answer 9

SMASHING!!!!



"Whats the difference between a man and a catfish"???

"One's a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish"!!


Right back at ya!!!! :-)

Answer 10

only a man could come up with that crap