Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...
2006-11-15 18:11:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, very funny stuff!
2006-11-15 18:43:55 · answer #1 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only happens in America.
2006-11-16 02:31:54 · answer #2 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only in America, people use over used email forwards and don't know what the meaning of a QUESTION is.
2006-11-16 02:14:36 · answer #3 · answered by tiffany! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If pro is the opposite of con
what is the opposite of Progress?
2006-11-16 02:16:07 · answer #4 · answered by tomkat1528 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love the last one
2006-11-16 03:19:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-16 03:36:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they do that in canada too
lol
2006-11-16 02:17:37 · answer #7 · answered by fragle2c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....
Only in America.........
2006-11-16 02:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool observations ^_^
2006-11-16 02:20:57 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋