I want to marry an illegal alien from Mexico, where do I start?

Answer 1

Hehehe.....You aren't serious are you? Just for $hits and giggles, you need to send her back to Mexico and have her come in legally with a visa.....Thats just for starters....

Answer 2

Why don't you go be the illegal in Mexico? Marry her in Mexico and have 6 kids. Then you can live with her, those 6 kids, her parents and all of her brothers/sisters and in-laws and their kids. Because if you don't, we won't have 1 illegal living here (your wife) we will have like 19 of 'em, cause a Mexican doesn't know how to live without mommy and daddy. And Mexican mommy's and daddy's can't live without all their kids. You move to Mexico and they will have only 1 more illegal living there.

Answer 3

Come on out to California. You will want to visit Little Tijuana, formerly known as Rubidoux. The billboards are in spanish. Window signs are usually in Spanish. Mariachi music blasts from a music store. Lots of 99 cent stores. Also a 97 cent store. Pushcart vendors selling tamales and other stuff. Cash Advance stores on every block. On Saturday and Sunday mornings there are hundreds of yard sales with new and used clothing - each growing bigger as the weeks go by. Children and teens all over the place. Teen girls all look alike in tight hugging jeans and tight tee/knit shirts - exposing the navel if they are not in school - where students sit laid back and eyes glazed over. Boys all wear really oversized jeans hanging so low the belt is below their butt cheeks - which are exposed in that we see their underwear. Shirts are so large they hang to their knees. Then you can tell the newcomers - a few hundred a day - they wear cowboy boots, levis, a cowboy shirt and cowboy hat. The next day they are wearing an American costume. Grafitti all over the place - faster than the county can eradicate it. New walls closing off the apartments from the main drag are covered with an expensive seal so that Grafitti doesn't stick. Older women wear something like cocktail dresses. Younger women wear extremely tight dresses that show it all off. Often you will see a caravan of 6 - 10 mothers, pregnant, and pushing a baby carriage with 2 - 4 children about those ages walking behind. The homes that surround the main drag are.......awful. Hundreds of cars on the street and lawns. Multiple adults, children and families living in a single house or apartment. And very often a new Chrysler, Cadillac or Hummer parked in front. New and expensive cars driven by young Latinas and young Latinos. Everywhere you look you see an attempt to carry themselves with pride. A single look or question quickly dissolves the pride. The street has just finished a two year face lift with designer curbs, bus stops and lighting and shrubbery. It already looks used and dying. The schools are bursting at the seams. Signs outside elementary school are in Spanish. You do not hear English spoken as you drive down the mainstreet or stand in the lobby of an elementary school. Nearby Riverside Community Hospital ER is loaded with children and adults speaking Spanish. Then you should try other areas of Riverside.
Do you really want to inherit this extended family?

Answer 4

You can marry an alien from Mexico but it will not be legitimate and you have to suffer if the alien will be caught.

Answer 5

Move to Mexico

Answer 6

Ya know it really would be easier if you got married in Mexico. You are donig nothing but causing trouble, and expense, for yourself and others by even trying.

Answer 7

Move to Mexico and become a Mexican citizen. Then get a job and send your money to your family over here in the US....

I was just thinking...is she a " mail-order bride"??????

Answer 8

TRY MEXICO. After the ceremony stay there.

Answer 9

HA HA HA HA HA!!!
oh wait youre serious...
Move to mexico...or else they will use this as a way to move their whole family here...do you know how many people are in a mexican family?

Answer 10

Move to mexico, get married have lots of kids!!!!