This God seems to whine about simple little things like picking up sticks on the sabbath, touching the ark of the covenant, not worshipping him properly, not believing in miracles, not washing while fasting, dressing sexy (Like me), Not having your head covered while praying and many other little things.
So Why is God such a big sook?
2006-11-15 18:08:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dear Mary, You are funny girl.
Evidently you haven't heard.
God issued an upgrade on all the things you mentioned.
He knew the new age was coming before any human knew, so He sent His son to address the new issues and get rid of some of those troubling ones.
He made it clear the Jews (Israelites ) were a proud and stiff-necked people (they still are) so He had to ride herd on them in a major way. But after they beat the crap out of His son and killed Him, He decided to take the message to the Gentiles. That's the whole rest of the world in case you don't know who that refers to.
So give the big guy a break will you. He is willing to put up with human nonsense and make changes when necessary.
He disapproves of your sexy dressing because He would feel bad if some perv grabbed you and messed you up. He doesn't want that to happen to you because whether you know it or not, He cares what happens to you.
BTW, some of the atheist pervs are hoping you will post some sexy pics at your 360.
2006-11-16 08:10:19 · answer #1 · answered by Harley Charley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not what you really look like and you know it. You've just picked the wrong subject to joke about. Don't be proud of what God has given you, he can take it back in a flash.
2006-11-15 18:15:05 · answer #2 · answered by Pishisauraus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well your thinking is limited to an earthly point of view. if you do believe in God then you'd understand that it's not up to us to say he's a baby. going from his standards that's just how things are. we don't have a say in it so we can't complain. it's a matter of perspective. i know it sounds bad and sometimes even i disagree and i'm a Christian. but even if we choose not to listen or we don't obey him we can always come back to him. he's always forgiving and loving.
not trying to preach. just showing it to you from a different perspective. thanks!
2006-11-15 18:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by keet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a pal of mine says that Yahweh replaced into, repeat replaced into, a valuable disembodied spirit with deep, deep psychological issues. The demands made on his followers were ridiculous. yet back it is "replaced into". he's when you consider that handed on to a unique plane of life.
2016-11-24 22:04:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
god isn't a cry baby, he is the almighty god. one day you will confess he is lord whether you like it or not. get off your selfish high horse and come to terms that you can't be sexy forever. god is forever. not our fleshy bodies.
2006-11-15 18:19:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence."
2006-11-15 18:12:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think you should see a doctor, you have got some kind of problem
2006-11-15 18:24:24 · answer #7 · answered by Come Back and see me 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Grow up and read your bible. Read it, actually read it, cover to cover, then ask this question.
P.S. You should be ashamed of yourself!
2006-11-15 18:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by katie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't sweat the small stuff honey.
2006-11-15 18:12:42 · answer #9 · answered by Red neck 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
humm its ur idea...you are a shallow person..you cant even imagine how powerful and big is god.
2006-11-15 18:11:57 · answer #10 · answered by Creative 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋