2006-11-15 17:55:39 · 14 answers · asked by venitoo 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Come on don't linch me for that question:)
I am a Christian myself, but this does not affect my sense of humour. One of the greatest virtues of man is his ability to humour himself:)
So that is why I asked the question.
The common answer is: "Three, but they're really only one.",
but what is your personal interpretation:)))
2006-11-15 18:24:47 · update #1
I'll guess 3. .. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.
I don't know. I'm Christian and I can take a good joke. So now with that fairness in mind, perhaps you'd like to reciprocate and share the answer with all. SMILE
Thank you and God Bless.
2006-11-15 18:03:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
it is like asking a questions : "how many atheist don't know what's a light bulb??"
in the first place, what has religion got to do with changing light bulb?? there's no correlation between the two .. so this question is technically wrong.. if you want to use statistic or maths, i can do it with you..
if you think it's a behaviuoral questions, then i think the behaviuor is not encouraged since it is a totally biased and prejudiced question.. talk to me about psychology or philosophy, and i have no issues..
i can also tell you the composite of a light bulb and the biological and chemical reaction in your body when you change a light bulb since i'm a science grad..
and if this is a religious question?? well i know my God more than you.. and i do not feel the need to explain to you...
and by the way, i know how to change light bulbs....
2006-11-15 18:18:23 · answer #2 · answered by cheesecake 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
None. The bulb has to make the decision to change. Then only God can change it.
Now I can tell you the joke about how many Episcopalian it takes. 2. One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
2006-11-15 18:04:48 · answer #3 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I've got a really good theoretical answer to this, but, in the sake of keeping what little peace there is in this forum, I'll pass... heeheehee
2006-11-15 18:06:04 · answer #4 · answered by Deus Maxwell 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is the light of the world.
He never burns out.
No christian will ever worry about light.
Come to the son,he will give you light.
\o/ Praise Jesus \o/
2006-11-15 18:00:52 · answer #5 · answered by funnana 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Does changing light bulbs require Christians in the first place? Not that I know of. Please ask more sensible questions.
2006-11-15 18:03:31 · answer #6 · answered by Seraph 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
One
to hold the bulb in place while the rest of the world revolves around them
2006-11-15 17:58:29 · answer #7 · answered by NICK V 2 · 3⤊ 4⤋
There can be only one.
2006-11-15 17:58:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'm not a Christian but I think that you must be ashamed of yourself.
2006-11-15 18:05:51 · answer #9 · answered by Pishisauraus 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Well, I suppose it depends on their denomination and whether they're blonde or not... JK
2006-11-15 18:00:37 · answer #10 · answered by Polo Panda 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋