Anecdote about an Indian sales guy....
The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Indian says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India."
Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"
Indian boy says: "Sir, Just one sale."
The boss says: "Just ONE? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day." If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?"
Indian boy says: " $101 237. 64"
Boss says: "$101 237. 64? What did you sell?"
Indian boy says: "Sir, First I sell him small fishhook.
Then I sell him medium fishhook.
Then I sell him large fishhook.
Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.
Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he said down on the coast, so I told him he'll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating department and I sell him twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer.
I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents.
Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.
The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"
Indian boy says: "No Sir, actually he came in to buy Anacin for his headache, and I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your mind.".........................
2006-11-15 17:46:08 · 26 answers · asked by keekee 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! that's one good asles guy............if i had a company, i'd definately hire him
2006-11-15 18:06:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
buddy, I understand the story. i'm too a born Indian residing in Andhra Pradesh. there is no longer something incorrect interior the persons calling themselves as Punjabi's or tamilians or Telugu talking Andhraas etc etc by potential of their State call.you be attentive to that Punjabi and andhras and tamilians etc as you have indexed all stay in cohesion nonetheless whilst asked they'd tell that they are so and so by potential of the state call.it is through fact we've not any ordinary language via out India . yet who ever they're the place ever they stay the INDIANISM runs like an unseen below contemporary.all of them sense they or we belong to super India and we are all ONE AT ANY TIME. A northerner visits Tirumala and Kanya kumari temples and a southerner visits Kedaarnath and Badri nath and manas Sarovar and Kaasi.those proud Indians would be shifting from one nook to different taking area in the prosperous way of existence of INDIA. We, the INDIANS have ONE MAHA BHARATAM, ONE BHAGAVAT GEETA, ONE RAMAYANA to unite us all in any respect circumstances. So do no longer think of that by potential of only calling ourselves by potential of the language we talk, we are forgetting that we are INDIANS we are constantly INDIANS FIRST.What ever language we talk, we are all one.
2016-12-10 10:00:59 · answer #2 · answered by hergenroeder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super
2006-11-16 04:37:12 · answer #3 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another wood cutter was going with his axe on his shoulder. When the Sun became very hot he felt thirst and hunger. He entered the nearest house and asked if they have some axe-soup. They became curious and invited him inside and asked him the procedure. He cleaned his axe and put in a vessel, poured some water, kept the fire, and asked one by one, an onion, some vegetables, and so on and last some masala. The house lady provided all and the woodcutter served them happily with his axe soup. When he started, he took the axe from the vessel, cleaned it and took by saying 'I need this for another soup tomorrow. All were happy and wood cutter left .
2006-11-15 18:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I had hears a similar onebefore but this version was what I liked best. My being Indian does not mean anything here. Does it?
2006-11-15 19:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by Smriti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best salesman- ship. It is better than selling a comb to a baldy.
2006-11-16 00:46:21 · answer #6 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard this excellent one!!!
One more on Indians...
Americans reached on moon & were pating their back to be first one, there comes an Britsher selling tea!!! Americans were surprised, after having a cup or two when they started paying money, the tea vendor said please pay it to my boss who is an Indian!!!!
2006-11-15 18:39:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
What a sales man!
2006-11-15 17:52:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey...man...stop it yaar...enuf o laughin 4 today....lol...hahahaah/// wots wrong?,,,lol....i hv never laughed this much in a span of 10 mins...thanks a tonnn...///and yes...this was a good one!!(yeah...i know i shud hv started wid that but better late than never...wink!!)
2006-11-16 05:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another nice, Indian joke..I luv it!
2006-11-17 17:46:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indians are intelligent people. Everybody ought to agree.
2006-11-15 21:17:05 · answer #11 · answered by Ann 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋