How about...
Psycho
Cranial Crack Monkey
****-Guzzling Gutter ****
Sabre-Toothed Crotch Critter
Ignoramous (I once called someone 'ignorant' she replied with an indignant, "I do not ignore people!" I just kinda chuckled and said, "I rest my case.")
Cheeto-Snorter
Doorknob
Muggle/Squib Lacking in the Magic of Common Sense
Butt-For-Brains
Bonehead
[what a] Maroon
Hare-Brained
Squirrel-Brained
Doofus
Goofus
Dork
Jizzard
Homo-Idioce
Idiot
Goon
Dingbat
A$$hole
B!tch
F^ckwad
P!ssant
and, my personal favorite, Moron.
How are these? Something for everyone.
2006-11-15 17:51:24
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answered by Deus Maxwell 3
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The fact that people need to insult to begin with is a real problem. Not the fact that some people actually act retarded and need to be told about it. The fact that we are pretty stupid as a nation and think that money leads to happiness should be insult enough. Thank you.
2006-11-16 02:25:33
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answered by cookie 6
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Applying etiquette to insult now that's sophisticated - I have to admit that personalizing the insult is far more effective.
I can think of one person that the term "incompetent dumb Fuc#" applies perfectly and yet another person's personal insult is a simple statement "blonde" and enough is said. Sort of nutshell's it.
One should put some careful thought and planning into their insult, thus making it more effective. There maybe be a case where "retard" just say's it all, I would not be so quick to rule it's usefulness out.
2006-11-15 17:18:18
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Two-bit douchebag. Product of incest. I can get a few more when I'm on a roll, but you're giving me nothing to work with here.
2006-11-15 17:09:51
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answered by Anonymous
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lady rebecca, why do i keep coming across your questions... dammed...
this one made me laugh though
it is all about creativity people, that and slight sarcasm...
how about
totally inept oxegen wasting sad excuse for a human being?
grin.... well at least it is a start
have fun and keep me smiling
2006-11-16 14:42:33
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answered by Anonymous
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uhm, I am really fond of the retard thing, dee dee dee! But, mortally stupid and fatal stupidity are good replacements.
2006-11-15 17:19:20
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answer #6
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answered by Kellie W 3
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If you want a really good insult, maybe you should tell me what I am supposed to be upset with you about, you stupid dingle berry!
2006-11-15 19:27:45
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answer #7
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answered by Julia B 6
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if it's not retarded it's gay. i've always prefered to personalize insults to the idiot that deserves it, but that's just me.
2006-11-15 17:04:16
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Braindead, knucklehead, shmuck, gyzmo.
2006-11-15 17:04:43
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answer #9
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answered by seek_fulfill 4
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How about Fu--ing retard ?????
2006-11-16 04:05:35
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answered by jarhed 5
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