with that last bit of toilet paper that's not enough to wipe your ***, but too much to just throw away.
2006-11-15 16:44:14 · 8 answers · asked by DjStabMasterArson 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Maybe I'll send it to Dragon Lady, because she's definitly got something up her a$$
2006-11-15 16:55:54 · update #1
Haven't you ever heard of Polock toilet paper? I am sure Jesus has. You fold the square in half and fold it again. You tear a small piece out of the corner. Unfold and stick your middle finger into the hole. Now you wipe with your finger. Bring up the paper to clean off your finger. Now remember that little piece you tore out? You use it to scrape the crap from under your finger nail. Mission accomplished! Now go get a roll of TP for next time! Best of luck to you!!
2006-11-15 16:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He will be wondering whats the toilet papers is for. He's Son of God, so i think his cr*p would come out perfect and not stain his perfect a**. Sorry for the bullshit..hehe
2006-11-15 16:55:54 · answer #2 · answered by Dumbguy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look man, your talking about a man that fed the multitude with a loaf of bread and a basket of fish, I don't think that would be a problem for Him.
2006-11-15 16:47:25 · answer #3 · answered by Piper 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He would use it to wipe many people's tears.
2006-11-15 16:50:31 · answer #4 · answered by rambahan_1953 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and who cares?
The Doctor of the Atheist Revolution has spoken
2006-11-15 16:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by Da Vinci's Code 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He would send it to you because he knows that you are such a dumb S..T.
2006-11-15 16:48:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
go buy a new roll
lol
blow your nose with it
2006-11-15 16:47:37 · answer #7 · answered by fragle2c 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe he will give it to u.
2006-11-15 16:55:02 · answer #8 · answered by chucky 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋