An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." she leaned forword. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer"?
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me 15,000$ for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case".
"Impressive. And what sort of case was that"?
The lawyer squirmed in his sit and admitted, "He sued me for the money".
2006-11-15 16:28:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A correction in the last sentence: It is not sit, but, seat.
2006-11-15 18:09:53 · update #1
very funny and clever ^_^
2006-11-15 17:04:18 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale from l-10 10 being the best and l being the worse. I rate the about a 3. Sorry. Try again.
2006-11-16 00:38:00 · answer #2 · answered by Just me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuckleworthy. But I must insist you avoid contradictions in terms like 'honest lawyer'...What's that word?
2006-11-16 01:00:58 · answer #3 · answered by Beejee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Different
2006-11-16 00:33:42 · answer #4 · answered by Ted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 1/2 it didnt make me laugh, but it was ok
2006-11-16 00:45:01 · answer #5 · answered by The Evil Drummer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does a quick loan repayment have to do with honesty???
2006-11-16 00:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by RHB 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good!
2006-11-16 02:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was very funny!!!!
10
2006-11-16 00:39:50 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lame
2006-11-16 01:15:34 · answer #9 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-11-16 00:34:47 · answer #10 · answered by Thell Riddle 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋