That sense of frustration and resentment you feel when you see so many people taking an obvious absurdity seriously? Can you relate that to how atheists might feel about you?
2006-11-15 15:54:24 · 15 answers · asked by milo.3600 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just so long as they teach all the creationist theories, not just the one in the Bible, everything is jake.
WWFSMD?
2006-11-15 15:58:31 · answer #1 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Gotta love how even when faced with such an eloquent and very well-put metaphore in an attempt to get them to understand where we non-believers are coming from, they'll still throw the Bible at you and accuse you of heresy for likening God to spaghetti, entirely missing the point being made.
As for me, I love the FSM, but I would liken spaghetti to the devil more than God and anyone who's ever had the flaming sh!ts after a full spaghetti dinner will agree with me on that one.
2006-11-15 16:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by Deus Maxwell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flying Spaghetti Monster exists alright, just look at all the evil around you. Where do you think it comes from? But he actually WANTS people *not* to believe in him, and then they also won’t believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn (peace be upon Her). But he knows that She will throw him into the eternal fires of hell, so he wants to take as many with him as possible. Does this make sense? Sorry it’s complex theology and you have to be filled with the Spirit to understand it properly.
2006-11-15 16:05:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster, master of all he flies over
2006-11-15 16:06:48 · answer #4 · answered by Da Vinci's Code 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
might I ask if you have any parmesan cheese to spare? this flying spaghetti monster is taken to seriously. atheists poke (well sometimes stab) fun at Christians, and vice versa. besides, it gets tiring when all u hear is ur going to Hell 4 believing something different.
2006-11-15 16:11:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
does no longer the Spaghetti Inquisition could desire to be released by using the Pastafarians? i think of they're only jealous considering which you are able to consume pasta each and every of the time and not income weight lol. and because your heaven sounds sooooo plenty cooler lol.
2016-12-30 13:07:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pastafarianism is as true a faith as any, except of course for those who believe in the Roseate Goodness of the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
2006-11-15 16:02:09 · answer #7 · answered by Barabas 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
FSMism seems very appealing now. If they are going to have a holiday, I'll convert straight away. Go Pasta!!!
2006-11-15 16:08:13 · answer #8 · answered by Dumbguy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You've got to be kidding me? Get real, GOD IS REAL, He may not be to you. The flying spaghetti monster is something someone on Y!A made up to frustrate and tease Christians with, something to bash Christians with. Because they are too immature to accept the fact that we believe in something that is to REAL, LOVING, and MIRACULOUS for them to understand. They don't understand the Bible, or GOD so the made up the "f.s.m." because they are confused.
CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THIS????
2006-11-15 16:03:11 · answer #9 · answered by creeklops 5 · 0⤊ 5⤋
They're just jealous of His Supreme Noodlyness. RAmen, my brother.
2006-11-15 16:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by Becca 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋