I posted this joke a few days ago, but I thought of a different punch line. Please let me know which one you think is funnier.
One day a man comes inside his house and tells his wife that he saw a monkey in their tree out back. The wife says she knows and that he should look up the monkey catcher in the phone book and tell him to come get it. He can't believe that their is actually such thing but his wife insists. He looks in the phone book and sure enough there is a monkey catcher so he calls him. The monkey catcher says he'll be right over. When he gets there he shows up with a doberman, a shotgun, and a cage. The man says what's all this for. The monkey catcher says, "I'm going to climb this tree and knock this monkey out of the tree. When he falls the doberman is going to bite his testicles until i can get down and get the monkey in the cage." The man says, "Okay, that sounds good, but what is the shotgun for?"
2006-11-15 15:45:33 · 12 answers · asked by Adam B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Punch lines:
1) "Well if that monkey knocks me out of the tree first I want you to shoot the doberman."
or
2)"Well if that monkey knocks me out the tree first, I want you to kill me."
2006-11-15 15:46:47 · update #1
Hate to say it but "shoot the Doberman".
2006-11-15 15:49:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let your first punch line be in continuation of the joke and use the second punch line as punchline ! I mean the Monkey knocks the man down and the man with gun accidentally shots the monkey catcher instead of Doberman !!! Hope you will like the joke and your energy and talent won't be wasted by using both of your punchlines!!After all they are your brain children !!!
2006-11-15 16:52:27 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my thought is to make it a double barreled shotgun
"well, the first shot is for if that monkey throws me out of the tree first i want you to shoot the doberman"
"and the second?"
"if the doberman gets there first i want you to shoot me!"
2006-11-15 18:29:57 · answer #3 · answered by thetyrannyofmen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shoot the doberman...he knocks the monkey off the tree.
2006-11-15 15:53:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you should have an ending for the joke first. It is just left hanging. I think the second punch line is best but you need an ending for your joke.
2006-11-15 15:50:04 · answer #5 · answered by rhcp1998 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
punch line no.1
2006-11-15 15:52:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Well, in case that monkey knocks me out of the tree first, just kill that monkey (and whispered, "dont have the balls")..."
2006-11-15 16:44:33 · answer #7 · answered by pit_bulldog 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Def #1, that made me laugh!
2006-11-15 15:58:37 · answer #8 · answered by ELIZABETH M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
answer # 1
2006-11-15 16:18:09 · answer #9 · answered by Thell Riddle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
choice no. 2
2006-11-15 15:49:49 · answer #10 · answered by ace m 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋