Bed time story-enjoy?

Question

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten"

As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time went on and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back, so lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain the torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian."

Answer 1

I dont know why but that is the sort of joke you have to chuckle at,a must to tell when everybody has had a few drinks.

Answer 2

mans walks into a chinese takeaway and asks
"have you got prawn balls"
Man serving replies "yes"
so the guy says, "well swim over there and get me a spring roll"

not a great joke but while we were on the subject

Answer 3

Now that's a bloody ripper good one buddy..

Answer 4

Haha. I thought that was cool dude.

Well done. Its nice to see a joke thats clean enough to tell my 10yr old son. Thanks :o)

Answer 5

oh my god, that was worse than a prawn cocktail!!x

Answer 6

so, where's the question?

if you really feel like writing a story, post it in your blog!
go create your own blog at 360.

wasted!

Answer 7

Ahhhh man. What a let down. Oh. Well.

Thanks for the 2 points!

Answer 8

If you could only use your creativity for useful porposes...

Answer 9

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Answer 10

Are you sure you don't violate any copyrights?