So who has the Best JOKE??

Answer 1

everyone here have many good jokes to share.... thats not a joke...

Answer 2

http://www.jokesgallery.com/joke.php?joke=4371&id=1

It's annual superheroes new years party. Batman and Spiderman are chatting.
All of a sudden the Hulk rushes in all red and perplexed.

"Whats up" asked Batman?

"Well i was upstairs looking for the toilet and i passed the bedroom and saw Wonder Women naked on the bed and moaning and groaning. I started feeling randy and thought what the hell and jumped on top of her!"

"Was she surprised?" asked Spiderman.

"Yes but not as surprised as The Invisible Man!"

Answer 3

I hear that Federal Express and UPS are going to merge. The new postal service will be called FED UP.

Answer 4

FUNNY BUSINESS

A MAN IS OPENING A RESTURANT & HE ASKSONE OF HIS WORKERS 2 COME UP WITH A NAME 4 IT. THE MAN TELLS AL, ONE OF HIS WORKERS, THAT HE WILL NAME THE RESTURANT AFTER THE FIRST THING THAT AL SEES WHEN HE GOES OUT THE DOOR.
AL WALKS OUTSIDE & THE FIRST THING HE SAW WAS A GIRL NAMED LUCY & HE SAW HER LEGS. HE TOLD THE MAN, & SO THE RESTURANT WAS NAMED "LUCY'S LEGS". THE MAN WAS SO IMPRESSED THAT HE WENT THE NEXT DAY SO AL COULD GET A FREE DRINK.
THE NEXT DAY AL COMES A BIT EARLY & A POLICEMAN WALKS BY & NOTICES AL WAITING THERE. THE POLICEMAN ASKS, "WHAT R U DOING"?
AL SAYS, "IM WAITING 4 LUCY'S LEGS 2 OPEN SO I CAN GET DRINK".

Answer 5

Your mamas so fat ,during delivery she had to have a KFC-section.
Did you hear about the blonde who was fired from the M&M factory for throwin away all the W's

Answer 6

As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?"

"Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sex from the rear?"
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"Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent over, and shouted, 'YOUR TURN.'"

Answer 7

Nicole22 has a funny one