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a man was found dead with no visible signs of blood. a hole was discovered in his suit. how did the man die? be creative

2006-11-15 14:33:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

he was an astronaut and his suit was a spacesuit

2006-11-16 03:19:31 · answer #1 · answered by funkysuze 3 · 0 1

Well, it could be from a high intensity laser beam as that would cauterize the skin and there would be no blood. It could be a small hole that was caused by a bee sting that he could have been allergic to. It could have been a microscopic piece of a meteorite that hit him at such a high speed that the heat of the fragment caused the skin to be cauterized. It could have been from a vampire that only had one fang and he sucked all the blood out of the body.

2006-11-15 22:39:16 · answer #2 · answered by brucenjacobs 4 · 0 1

A fridge was thrown from a passing flat bed utility truck and hit him in the head.

2006-11-18 05:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He was on the moon and he had a hole in his space suit and died from lack of oxygen.

2006-11-16 00:34:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

He shot a man in the back, stoled his suit and later died of an over dose of meth while smoking weed laced with lsd after humping yo mama.

2006-11-16 03:37:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

He was locked in a closet for months, died from lack of food and water, and the hole was from moths.

2006-11-15 22:42:08 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1 1

How did the man die?

2006-11-15 23:09:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

he had a raggedly suit that deterioated by itself and he didn't want to fart in public so he held it in and died, but the pent up pressure released a made a hole in his suit.

2006-11-15 22:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by Bu Tran 6 · 0 1

He died of a heart attack----he was just wearing an old ratty suit.

2006-11-15 22:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 1 1

He was wearing a space suit...suffocated..so sad too he was out of this world..

2006-11-15 23:29:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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