Jimmy got a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive and those that weren't were, at the least rude. Jimmy tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly being polite, playing soft music, trying to coach polite words out of him. Nothing worked.
He shouted at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook it and the bird got madder and ruder. Finally , in a moment of desperation, Jimmy put the bird in the freezer. He heard the bird shouting, swearing, screaming and then all suddenly became silent.
Jimmy was frightened that he may have hurt or even killed the bird and quickly opened the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jimmy's arm and said, ''I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavour to give you nothing but pleasure and allow you to develop a sense of pride in my improved bearing and erudite conversation.''
Jimmy was astounded at the change and was about to ask the reason for the change when the parrot continued
''May I ask what the chicken did?''
2006-11-15 14:09:49 · 20 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
golden oldie
2006-11-15 22:41:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I knew a different version:
The parrot was not rude but erudite and had a parrot girl friend. Then one day she moves out to go and live in Australia. The parrot boy friend is desolated and soon starts to call Australia late at night for hours. When the telephone bill comes, the parrot's owner almost died of an apoplexy. After a few nights, going downstairs for a bite, the owner finds the parrot talking on the phone and understands everything. So He grabs the parrot and nails him by the wings in the closet to punish him. There in the closet is a crucifix. The parrot asks Jesus:
"How long have you been nailed on that cross"?
"2000 years" answers Jesus
"My God!" says the parrot, "may I ask where you called?"
2006-11-15 23:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
This one is true:
A drunk man was walking down the street at 3am shouting "I used to be a parrot, but I'm alright now... alright now.... alright now... " when somebody opened their bedroom window and shouted back "you'll be an effing dead parrot if you don't shut up!" I had the best laugh I've had for ages.
2006-11-15 22:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, that's pretty good! Never heard that one! Change chicken to turkey and you've got yourself there an ok joke to tell at the dinner table for Thanksgiving!!!
2006-11-15 22:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by jess l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! i have just laughed out loud at work and told someone else the joke and they did not seem it to be as funny as i did! so i am looking like a bit of a berk now!!! oh well!! x
2006-11-16 04:23:18 · answer #5 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is old but origonal. Leavs yu thinking!
2006-11-15 22:13:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old but very funny lol 9/10
2006-11-16 03:34:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2006-11-16 01:53:22 · answer #8 · answered by dermotsuks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice way to bring history
2006-11-15 22:17:41 · answer #9 · answered by lil mb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah - an awesome classic ! hahahahaha
2006-11-15 22:13:36 · answer #10 · answered by Rika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋