OH MY FREAKING GOD i HAVE HAD ENOUG OF THIS. WHO'S WITH ME?

Question

I WORK AT A CLEANERS. IT IS IN A STRIP MALL. I'M JUST A COLLEGE GIRL TRYING TO MAKE EXTRA MONEY. WELL THERE ARE THESE BIZARRE FOREIGNERS WHO OWN A CLEANERS A FEW STORES DOWN. COMPETITION, YA KNOW? WELL I GO TO WORK THIS MORNING AT 7 AM AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS ON THE FLOOR? DO YOU? A HUGE, HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE SMELLY SMELLY SMELLY SMELLY PILE OF...MAGGOT-LACED POO. APPARENTLY THEY ALL CAME IN LAST NIGHT AND TOOK NASTY SMELLY SHATS IN THE PILE. THEY EVEN LEFT A NOTE SCRAWLED SAYING HAHA FROM "K.S" THAT'S THE OWNER'S INITIALS! I'M SO SICKENED AND HORRIFIED BY THIS I MIGHT THROW UP! THE OWNER MADE ME CLEAN IT UP, YES POOR LITTLE ME! THE PILE WAS AROUND 2 FEET DEEP. AOUT 10 WORKERS WORK IN THE OTHER CLEANERS AND THEY MUSN'T HAVE SHAT FOR 3 DAYS. THERE ALSO APPEARED TO BE WHAT LOOKED LIKE MAGGOTS IN THE POO. WHAT DO I DO?

Answer 1

poor girl. I feel for ya! Just quit and get yourself a more repectable job. McDonalds cant be that bad, can it??

Answer 2

Sorry, college girl. If they all came in last night and had a poo party, there wouldn't be maggots in the pile this morning. You need to brush up on your biology before you start making up stories like this.

Boring.......

Answer 3

You add a line about how the maggots made it through the digestion process and came out the same as they went in, apparently the foriegn workers have to eat scraps from the rubbish skips.....or they might be tapeworms, yummy.

Answer 4

First and formost tell your Boss to stick it up his. There is no way on this Gods earth I would clean up something like that. You have no idea what disease could have been related to it. I do not care how bad you need to work but I would take a hike from this place if this is how you were treated. Stand up for yourself and stop letting people walk all over you. Don't you know the boss is telling all his or her friends what happened and how "HE or SHE" did not have to clean it up but made a peon employee do it & then laughed & laughed & laughed. Get out and get out NOW.

Answer 5

I would report your employer to the health department, making you clean that up is a hazard, and abusive. And your employer, should have called the police, for a number of charges, against the other business, then he should have called a special cleaning crew that deals with hazard waste, [yes they do exist], never let anyone make you clean up something like that again, there is always another job.

Answer 6

Totally lame. No, you. I'm talking about you and your pathetic story, not the supposed "bizarre foreigners" of your tall tale. Put your limited creativity to use somewhere else, instead of harassing the folks who like to answer real questions on etiquette. And stop with the capital letters; you sound like a hysterical moron instead of just a regular one.

Answer 7

I think you have an excessively active imagination...perhaps beyond sanity even.

And I think that you should not quit your cleaner's job for any job openings as a comedian.

Answer 8

With an imagination like that you should be in advertising. but then maybe a dinosaur sneaked in and left you this for a present. NOT!

Answer 9

If you're at college and have had a bit of a whinge to a few of your mates. about the foreign cleaners.. .........I wouldn't think you'd have to look further than...........,your mates having a lend?

Answer 10

Ok, if you are going to make up something try to be a bit more creative and believable..

Better luck next time.