A man sits at a barstool. Each time before he orders a drink, he looks into his shirt pocket. After watching the man for awhile, the bartender asks him why he does this. The man replies "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket, and when she starts to look good, it's time to go home."
2006-11-15 14:05:27 · 12 answers · asked by Cannibal 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think it's a good one, thanks.
P.S. Thank you for your answer under dating and rel. It is thought-provoking, wise, and helpful. Plus it is so nice to get advice from a guy. I'm going to try to get my head out of "white picket fence mode," which is where it's been. He's worth waiting for, by the way, a real "true blue" guy. I also like his kids. Thanks, T2U :)
2006-11-15 16:43:16 · answer #1 · answered by Taramasu2U 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thanks!!I really don't know how I would spend my night at work without jokes like this!!
2006-11-15 22:10:36 · answer #2 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahahahaha!That was actually prety good
2006-11-15 22:09:56 · answer #3 · answered by nickisgreen 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha that was soo funny lol haha
2006-11-15 22:08:51 · answer #4 · answered by Tonella's Baby 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he he he
Good one.
There, I filled up some more of my useless time. Thank you.
2006-11-15 22:08:57 · answer #5 · answered by Nicole 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2006-11-16 03:57:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa he is going to live threr
2006-11-15 22:14:51 · answer #7 · answered by lil mb 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He would be better off single!@
2006-11-15 22:11:51 · answer #8 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny!!!
me like!!!!
2006-11-15 22:38:22 · answer #9 · answered by NICOLE22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hear-ed
2006-11-15 22:20:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋