bloke goes in a shop and asks for Irish Sausages.
The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"
"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ? Would ya, ay? Would ya?"
The assistant says, "Well no".
"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't,"
With self-indignation, the man says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"
The Assistant replies, "Because you're in Homebase."
2006-11-15 13:57:09 · 10 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it went on a bit but i did chuckle thanx 8/10
2006-11-15 19:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! The bloke can just ‘let go’ at the poor shop assistant for asking a question that is probably quite normal.
2006-11-16 06:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by Cool 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats homebase
2006-11-15 22:06:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it its the way you tell em
2006-11-15 22:01:35 · answer #4 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand !
2006-11-15 22:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by Rika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2006-11-15 21:59:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
magic :)
2006-11-16 06:40:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
????? What is homebase???
2006-11-15 21:58:54 · answer #8 · answered by Prissy_kitty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
:o)
2006-11-15 21:58:45 · answer #9 · answered by f0xymoron 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:(
2006-11-15 22:21:19 · answer #10 · answered by fivelighters 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋